Enough with the German jokes

A blog of my adventures over the summer of 2006 in Germany.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Oh man . . .

Thursday seems like such a long time ago . . . I'm trying to remember
what happened. I feel like I had a fun story for that day. I think I
just went out with one of the other MIT students--Neel--and had dinner
at a little restaurant in the old city. And then ice cream :-D. I also
tried to plan my weekend with Sam and Ling (also from MIT working for
Bayer and living in ?Leverkusen? about an hour from here by train). We
couldn't really decide where we wanted to go and if all the German on
the website meant that our ticket was really cheap or really expensive.
At the very same time, Herr Weber had a man named Can (pronounced Jon)
over who had lived in my room before. He said he had the same problem
with the internet, and he said he would try to fix it. He needed a CD
from his friend, so he would call us tomorrow.

Anyway, yesterday was a much more exciting day. By exciting I mean it
was awful. Well, most of it wasn't. In the morning, I paid my "student
fee" in order to get an ID and a bus pass (I think I spent 20€ on the
bus last week), then I opened a checking account at Sparkasse and a
crazy thing happened. I was walking down the street, and noticed that
the person walking in front of me looked kinda like Can. "Can?" "Oh hi!"
It turns out he was just on his way to the bus stop where his friend
would give him the CD. We walked about a block, and 2 seconds later
along came a bus. He friend handed him the CD, stayed on the bus, he
gave it to me, and that was that. I spose Aachen is really kinda small.
After that I went to work for awhile, but my grad student wasn't there,
so I decided to go home and work from there for awhile before I met some
people at a bar for World Cup! That was pretty cool. And it was amazing
how excited everyone was. After the game, there were people in the
streets for hours. Yelling and singing about "Deutschland." We sat down
at a table in the street while everyone cheered by in their
yellow-red-black face paint with the German flags around their
shoulders. (I think maybe they like soccer)

* (stars mean there's a picture that should go there, but I haven't put
it up yet)

Anyway, after all that fuss, I got home . . . and I realized I had
forgotten my key. Seriously? How many times have I done that? I'm sure
all of you have witnessed some form of my locking my keys in or leaving
my keys somewhere. (or even just thinking I had left my keys somewhere,
but actually having them in my pocket--which sadly was not the case this
time) This time it was pretty bad. So I freaked out because it was
9:45pm and I had to get up at 4 to go visit Sam and Ling in Köln. I
asked the neighbor who I knew had the key last week, but she said she
didn't have it anymore. She also didn't know a lot of english, and I was
freaking out so my German was awful, i'm sure, so we didn't really
understand eachother. Herr Weber wasn't going to get back until the next
morning, so I went down to the grill about a block away where I knew
there had been a girl who spoke English. She wasn't there, but I was a
little calmer, and could tell them what the problem was. They and a man
who lives down the street decided that they would see if there were any
open windows or anything. Everything was solid. They even got a really
long stick to try and pull some keys out. They were hanging opposite the
mailbox on a wall, so we reached about half of them, but none of the
ones we reached worked in any lock. After an hour of that, they decided
that there were no more options. So everyone's number that I have is in
my room, as is my cell phone--it was charging. But even if I had had my
cell phone, the texting wasn't working and I still hadn't figured out
how to make international calls with it (arrrrrrgh). So what was I to
do? by that time it was around 10:30, the grill was closing at 11, I had
no place to stay, and no way to tell the people I was supposed to
leaving with at 6am from Köln that I couldn't make it. So I called a
locksmith . . . now for those of you who don't know, a lock smith
doesn't pick locks like in the movies. That's what I thought he would
do. Instead a lock smith destroys the lock and puts in a new one. man.
This one actually tried sticking some wire in through the door to jigger
the mechanism, but it turns out the door was bolted, so that would never
work. I had no idea what to do. I didn't want to ruin the lock, because
it wasn't my house, but I didn't know what I could do. I (tried to) ask
the locksmith if he would want that if someone was staying in his house,
and he said basically that something like it happens all the time, and
that it would be OK. I thought about it for awhile, and I had no idea
where any hotel or anything even was, so I was at a loss. I said OK. He
drilled out the lock, put a new one in and it turned out costing 400€. I
had 2 on me in order to pay him (the guys at the grill had told me it
woul cost around 100-150€. He drove me to the ATM to get more money, but
unfortunatly, my bank wouldn't let me get any more money out in one day,
since I had just pulled out 300€ to open the bank account that morning.
So we tried other things like transfering over the phone (my bank was
closed. it was 12:30 am here and 5:30 there) and over the internet. When
I heard the front door open. It was Herr Weber, the man who lives here.
He was quite confused as to why his lock was changed. I told him the
whole story (freaking out the whole time). He told the guy he didn't
want the cylinder in the door, so the guy took it out, knocked his hours
down a little bit, and got it to around 200€. After he left Herr Weber
told me that I might have gotten myself involved with the Turkish mafia
in Germany . . . umm wow. Well, I'm not too worried, because the guy was
really nice, and I was crying the whole time, so I don't think he could
have really been trying to take advantage of me, but who knows?

Well, that was an exciting day all around. I think I'll go shopping.

Kendall

Friday, June 09, 2006

Day 6

Day6:

Went to work for 8 hours today! The research is very exciting. Although, they had me sign a confidentiality contract yesterday . . . hmmm. Well, I'll just say that if you ever get your head split open, and you're missing part of your skull, you should just give me a call. Cool, huh? Maybe blogging will not be as exciting after I start work, since I'll be doing the same thing all day every day. That will be exciting for me, but I think not for you. Maybe I can tell you what happens when I bring cake for the grad students later. (They told me I should bring cake since I'm new ;-))

When I got back from work, the man I live with (Herr Weber) had his band over for practice. It was probably one of the funniest things I've seen. They're a kinda of a bluegrass/old spiritual band. I was very confused, but it turns out that it's not too uncommon in Europe including Germany. During World War II, the Germans were completely cut of from American and other cultures, so afterward, they discovered it, and they loved it. In fact, many bluegrass, blues, and jazz bands get a much better reception in Europe than they do in America, where they were founded.

Music: Bloc Party


Kendall

Day 5


Day5:

Bought some cold medicine today! I've no idea what it is. I just told the lady (in german) that I didn't speak a lot of German, that I had a cold, and that it was in my nose . . . haha. She brought me a box, and I can't really tell if it's working, but it must be. I had some fun trying to buy something and then return it today at the "Best Buy" of Germany: Saturn. The man tried to tell me where to go, but I was utterly confused. I could understand his German alright, but I couldn't understand his English at all. He said "go back to the place you bought it." I said "I bought it here." Then he sighed and kind of waved at me to wait, called something over the speaker, and helped out the guy behind me. I finally understood what he meant the second time around, but it was still embarassing. Oh well, I got a charger for me phone, and as far as I can tell, it works.

I went into work and basically filled out paper work and got introduced to 20 different people.

When I got home the man who lives here was back, and I told him I bought some medicine, and he scolded me. He told me I should drink some fresh lemon juice or something (he listed about 6 different things). Then I asked if he had any bikes I could borrow. He said he did have a few. I mentioned maybe riding to work. He said "no no! You can't ride to work! It's so close! You need to walk. You need natural motion!" Granted work is only a 20 minute walk away . . . but it's a 20 minute walk! oh man. Germans are funny.

Music: Bright Eyes

Kendall

Day 3

Today I'm supposed to meet someone from MIT! He was a grad student a year ago, and graduated with his masters. We walked around Aachen a bit, and again everything was closed. (I'm getting real good at hitting the city when everything's closed.) He gave me a lot of tips and good advice. He also told me not to take any naps, because it just makes jetlag worse . . . We got some Italien ice cream (Italienisches Eis from 7th grade German class) Ein Wafel mit zwei Kügeln Karamel (wafel cone with 2 scoops of Karamel). He showed me the cheap stores and the place where the international students club meets every Tuesday. We were also walking down the street when some of his friends yell at him. (it's a small town) They were having an early morning brunch at 4pm because they had stayed up all night partying at a wedding. Alright.


Home at last and it's time for dinner. I bought some spaghetti yesterday, so I cooked that up. yum yum. my first full meal that I'll actually keep down. If only I had some cheese to go one top . . . oh wait.

http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/slides/Germany%20018.html

Also . . . I'm starting to feel a different kind of sick . . . my throat is sore (oh man can I not catch a break?!?). Great. Well, let's see if I can sleep. Success! Asleep at 2 with only a few tosses and turns in the night and some help from my friend the blindfold after the sun came up and

Music: Highest Rated

Day 2

I found the grocery store! If you follow the people with empty canvas bags, they'll lead you right to it! I bought some stuff included cheese, meat, and bread for sandwiched. I made a sandwich! Then I felt funny. Then I felt more funny. I hadn't thrown up in over 10 years . . . Here's a picture of die böse Käse (that means evil cheese)

http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/slides/Germany%20009.html

I think I'll stay away from cheese for awhile. So far none of my eating experiences have been any fun at all.

I've been emailing the Lady from the MIT Germany office telling her that I am here and asking her what I should do. I think she thinks I sound lonely, so she asks for my number and calls her brother and asks him to show me around. He's a nice man. We go out to the triplepoint where Germany, the Netherlands, and Belgium all touch. It's way up in a mountain. Here I am:
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/slides/Germany%20008.html
Then we visit this ridiculous looking Hospital. I am unsure when it was built, but it looks a lot like an oil refinery, and apparently none of the old people really want to go there. You should see the inside. That looks like a subway station.

After that we walked around Aachen and he showed me where the best stores and restaurants and hang out places were. Aachen is a surprisingly walkable city. I think it's only surprising because when I look at a map I can't tell how far everything is from everything else because I can't convert meters to feet in my head . . .

Went home and again couldn't sleep until 5.

Music: Highest Rated

Day 4


Day 4:

wake up at 10! I'm meeting yet another kid from MIT today for brunch. Yummy brunch another meal is down! However, I can't smell an damned thing . . . cold. oh well. We walk around Aachen again, but today is Pfingten (I think) which is a national German holiday so again, everything is closed. Pfingsten means Pentacost, and for those of you who are still lost, Pentacost is the day when Jesus's followers got the flames over their heads and started speaking in tongues. The tongues would have been helpful for me, but alas, nay.

I came back and prepared to start work the next day. Got to sleep around 3 . . . not as good as the day before.

Music: Music: Highest Rated minus Anna Nalick (too depressing)

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Day 1


I haven't really been able to set this up right until now, so here it goes.

So when I got off the plane, I had to get on a bus that took me to a train that was supposed to take me to another train that was supposed to me to another bus after which I would walk a block or two with 2 heavy suitecases. after the first train, I decided that was a bad idea, so I took a cab. I was already in the city, just at the wrong bus station, so it was not a very long ride. It cost 9 euros, and I tipped her 3--which I spose is a little much even for American, but I just found out that you're only sposed to tip about 10 percent. Oh well. Here is what the house looked like when we drove up to it. http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/slides/Germanyhouse1.html
Kinda scary, eh? Don't worry. It gets better! See?
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/slides/Germany%20002.html
And my room.
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/slides/Germany%20006.html

I was introduced to the family whose house I'm living in. They seemed very nice, but they were leaving in 4 hours. After 2 hours we had tried to set up my wireless, but it just wasn't working. So for awhile I'll have to use the crappy wired connection (this is why I haven't been able to start this blog for awhile.). After that happened it was around noon (6am EST). I had been traveling for over 12 hours and I was super tired. I decided to take a little nap since I hadn't slept on the plane at all. I woke up at 4. They had already left. I was all by myself in this weird city in a weird country whose language I didn't think I spoke and where I knew no one. I couldn't find the grocery store that night, so I stopped at a restaurant and bought some really greasy food yuck . . . I took a bus into the city and walked around. All the stores were closed, but the restaurants and pubs were open. I bought a guiness! I think the lady tricked me into buying 2, because when I asked to pay, she brought me another . . . anyway I tried to go to bed, but couldn't get to sleep until 4 am (10pm EST). Fun stuff.

Music: Highest Rated