Enough with the German jokes

A blog of my adventures over the summer of 2006 in Germany.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

A Tale of Two Cities

So I forgot a something, and I suppose that's good, because this doesn't really belong in the London post.

Anyway, I visited London right after I visited Berlin, and I would say that if you are able to do it that way, then you should, because it's kind of cool. Maybe it also works if you've been to both places, but I thought it was really weird to compare those cities. They had so much in common--they are both humongous with lots and lots of people and many many years of culture along with complicated but still very good subway systems and lots of shopping! But they were also very different. Some of the differences you could see, like the bullet holes in everything in Berlin. A lot of things they didn't even patch up--they just fixed it enough to keep it from falling over, and spent their limited money elsewhere. Some things are even left broken to remind us of the horrors of war. There's a church in Berlin that is missing most of it's roof, because they decided to leave it that way as a kind of memorial. The memorials in the two cities obviously have 2 very different tones. They are all memorials and thus about remembering, but all of the memorials in London are proud. They are for remembering to give inspiration to future generations. They are stories about brave young men and names in stone and lists of countries who sent volunteers to help Britain when they needed it. The memorials in Berlin are very different. They are about remembering so that future generations can see what war and prejudice is like and so they can see why they should do their best to rid the world of these things. There are also stories, but not about brave young men. There are also names on plaques and in stone, but not of soldiers--of poets and great thinkers who no one understood before. But mostly, the memorials are simply places to contemplate things and ideas greater than you, because in Berlin they know that you can't be simply be warned or told of some things. You must understand them completely and believe them in your own heart to be truly effected by them. Kendall

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

So at least London is cooler . . .

I was in London this weekend! And I didn't tell anyone that I really had no idea how to spell the name of their country . . . They probably wouldn't have been surprised, but I like to keep up the facade that I at least know a little bit about countries besides the US. But we did have several discussions that started out: 'It's our language--we came up with it,' 'We invented your country,' 'Your country is like the son who ran away from home and now thinks he should run the world,' 'You call that a president?' etc. etc. Which were quickly rebutted with comments such as: 'Well, Tony Blair is our bitch,' 'Maybe we should run the world,' 'The English talk funny,' 'So wait, how many times did we save your asses in World Wars?' and 'Wow. You guys totally stole all that stuff that's in the British Museum, didn't you?' All in all it was a pretty exciting weekend.

But back to the title of this blog . . . London is definitely cooler than most places in the US I would say. Just look at all the old buildings and amazing architecture. And they have memorials and monuments everywhere. They even have living monuments. I mean they have a queen. She doesn't do anything except look cool and for some reason be loved by the English. The only problem is that London knows it's cool. And you can tell, too. Just look at all the people
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20004.html
who show up to watch the changing of the guard. Obviously the tradition is ridiculously unneccessary (I always spell that word like that just to demonstrate its meaning that and I can't ever remember whether it's the c or the s I need to lose.), because they only do it once a day (at 11:30am--I mean, when do the guards get to go for tea?) and because they have more real guards with bulletproof vests and huge guns behind the gates. And they've got even more guards in the front of the palace making sure all the people don't go crazy and start asking the guards who are doing the changing for their autograph or something. All of these things, and they still do it just cuz they know it's cool. Just look at these guys.
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20011.html
You can just tell they are thinking "oh man. I am so cool marching around in this fuzzy hat. Just look at all those people watching me." I got a few funny looks when I started cracking up when they started marching around. Dude. I want a hat like that. I would be so cool.

After Buckingham Palace, I went and saw Westminster Abbey and the Parliament . . . So around all of these places there signs that all say 'City of Westminster.' Ah that would be why it's called Westminster Abbey. But wait. That means that the Parliament and Buckingham Palace are not in London . . . So the capital of the UK is not London? It's Westminster? I brought this up with many British folk, and most of them were confused by this when I asked them, and I never really got a satisfactory answer, but by the end of the trip I got a conglomeration of answers that summed up to something like: Westminster is a city, but it's not really a city, it's sort of part of London, but not really, and the capital of the UK is London. Anyway, I gave up on that. I'm sure someone has a good response to that which I will never hear. I took lots of pictures of Westminster Abbey and Parliament. I took more pictures of Parliament than I probably should have, because I was standing in line waiting to go in and listen to them do their thing in the house of commons. Here's Big Ben
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20036.html
When I was around Parliament, all I could think of was the movie V for Vendetta when the whole thing blew up. That place is huge. And everything is so pretty and ornate. Another reason why London is so much cooler. This was a translation from Greek from one of the memorials in Parliament. I really liked it.
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20070.html
And this guy was standing outside of Parliament. He looked really scary when I walked in, and so I decided to take a picture of him, but when I told him he looked really scary and asked him if I could take a picture, he smiled and laughed and said 'I look scary?' in a wonderfully British accent, and then he didn't seem the least bit scary. oh well. Took the picture anyway ;-)
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20071.html

So the next day we went to the British Museum which was really cool. They've got a ridiculous amount of stuff. They've got the Rosetta Stone,
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20097.html
something like 200 mummies,
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20101.html
1/3 of the decorations from the Parthenon rebuilt in one of their halls,
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20103.html
and a whole greek (roman? actually not sure anymore) tomb in one room,
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20095.html
and all sorts of stuff from Asia and everywhere else, too. Haha. It makes you wonder how they got ahold of all this stuff . . . We only had time for a tour of the Egypt section and the Greek and Roman section. That Museum is huge.

We did some shopping. It's hard because you have to multiply everything by 2. 10$ would be a pretty good deal for some cute flat sandals, but 10 pounds probably wouldn't . . . ah . . . I love this picture.
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20111.html
A lot of the signs in London were hilarious. I especially love the signs in the subway. This one seems very 'deep'
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20100.html
when in actuality it only means 'stay behind the yellow line so that you don't lose a limb to an oncoming train . . .' I will admit that their way is shorter. The underground in London does not have any exits! It only has ways out. haha
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20092.html
I think of Astro every time I read a phrase that ends in a preposition. I also love all the signs on the cigarette boxes. I thought it was bad in Germany with 'Rauchen kann tödlich sein' which means 'Smoking can be deadly.' In Britain they are not subtle even a little bit. Smoking will kill you! And in big bold letters, too. Can't miss it.
http://web.mit.edu/kmwerts/www/album/Germany/London/slides/London%20115.html

Anyway, I also met some cool people, went to a Brazilian club (awesome) and had some yummy Brazilian drinks with about 8 people only one of whom was actually Brazilian. We got home really late, but all in all and awesome evening. Did a little souvenir shopping the next morning and then flew home. whew. Now I've got to get back to work. Hope you enjoyed the post.

Cheers,
Kendall

Music: Trips to and from London used a list called cool stuff that contains most of the newly added music (listed somewhere before) and a few other things like 3EB and postal service. Right now I'm listening to my most played list . . . which I won't explain, because I really don't have time ;-)